The Laser Blast Film Society Presents: The Astrologer

When: May 25, 2016 @ 7:30 p.m.

  • PRE-SHOW: 7:30 p.m.
  • FEATURE: 8:00 p.m.

Where: The Royal Cinema, 608 College Street, Toronto, ON

THE ASTROLOGER (1975)
Dir. Craig Denney
Cast: Craig Denney, Darrien Earle, Arthyr Chadbourne
Runtime: 96 min
Country: USA
Screening Format: 2K DCP scanned from the last surviving print!

Poster Artist: Alison S.M. Kobayashi

“So terrible that [it's] actually perfect.” - Young Hollywood

“Magnificent....pushes auteurism to a whole other level.” - Nicholas Winding Refn, the director of DRIVE

In 1975, a California con-man named Craig Denney made a movie. Titled THE ASTROLOGER, it was the story of another “Craig”; this one a phony psychic (portrayed by Denney) who suddenly discovers that his purported powers are the genuine article and uses them to ascend into fame and fortune.

Allegedly shot without a script, but instead with horoscopes as a guide for each day of production, Craig Denney's Wellesian opus was released with the marketing tagline of “DIFFERENT!” and despite delivering on that promise, the film was met with derision and universal bafflement.

Embarrassed, Denney attempted to destroy every copy of the film, and he was almost successful... almost.

Discovered in the bowels of a porno print collection inherited by the American Genre Film Archive (AGFA), The Astrologer may seem reminiscent of great works in the pantheon of eccentric cinema, such as Tommy Wiseau's The Room or Neil Breen's Fateful Findings, but it really belongs in an echelon of accidental brilliance all its own.

Scored by The Moody Blues (without their knowledge), and featuring an outrageous cast of amateurs, many of whom paid to be in the film, including Craig Denney's own cousin Darrien Earle who stars as Craig's love interest (!), this epic feat of vanity and singular vision is guaranteed to confound and beguile you with each passing frame when you're not dislocating your jaw with incredulous guffaws.

The Astrologer has yet to be released on home video, and due to rights disputes it may never be, so do not miss this rare opportunity to let your eyes drink in the celluloid delirium of Craig Denny!

The Laser Blast Film Society is made possible in part by the funding support from the Ontario Arts Council, an agency of the Government of Ontario.