#10 – Hawk Jones: January 21, 2015 @ 7:30 p.m.
The Laser Blast Film Society Presents: Hawk Jones
He's tough, he's a armed and he's six years old (going on seven). He's Hawk Jones, the city's most bad-ass cop, and he's got a ton of criminal butt to kick before he goes to bed at eight.
An 80s action film about drugs, loose women, and a killer cyborg assassin in which every actor happens to be under ten years old. Hawk Jones is a genuine genre effort without an adult in sight, so the cast is allowed to drive cars, fight and swear up a storm in this jaw dropping straight faced bullet riddled romp.
Sure, the kids Kung Fu skills might be a little sloppy, but they're acting is so hilariously earnest that it's impossible not to have your pants charmed off.
It must have been difficult to get two sugar addled eight-year-olds to have a sword fight in a mansion, but the Lowry brothers pull it off, and you'd be an adult fool to miss out the chance to experience it on the big screen!