#29 – Science Crazed

"Just how bad can a bad movie be? Well, if you haven't yet moved on to more pressing life issues, you might want to try Science Crazed on for size. If you can imagine the indescribably ugly juvenilia of Things crossed with the turgid endlessness of Golden Apples of the Sun, you're in the ballpark — this movie is so bad it barely exists. In spite of back-cover promises of a "camp spoof'" and a transparently after-the-fact prologue designed to assure viewers that the ineptitude is entirely self-conscious, Science Crazed reads more like some negationist avant-garde installation, designed to inflict the greatest possible amount of pain on the viewer. It is to Lloyd Kaufman as Andy Warhol is to Herschel Gordon Lewis." 

For more on Science Crazed, read the rest of Canuxsploitation expert Jonathan Culp's review here.

Science Crazed participated in Laser Blast's first and only pay-to-leave screening series. In an effort to encourage audiences to sit through the entirety of this especially challenging, unconventional, and flat out bonkers film, attendees whose eyeballs lacked the patience and the willpower were charged $5 if they left early.